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|Tuesday, April 12th, 2005|
DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY?
WELL, DO I? Current Mood: hot
|Thursday, April 7th, 2005|
|Friday, April 1st, 2005|
I've been looking back at my entries, and here's a great one from a youth and government trip me and clare took.
"At Sacramento right now (duh). We got the internet working up in our room. Haha, suck dorks. It costs a dollar every time we connect, so we're trying to say on-line 24/7 so we only have to pay once (or a few times) haha. Such cheap-ass'!
I'm actually have fun up here. Last night was super fun. We all (Me, clare, tree and other Claire) did face masks, and giggled, and prank called, and stuff. Haha, people were prank calling us too. Fun stuff. Oh oh oh!!! There's this guy here with a mullet! Haha, and he was walking by his friend and we heard him say: "We're in room 355, dickface!" Haha, so as soon as we got to our room, we prank called him, and he answered: "Who be dis?" And we hung up.. actually, we tryed to connect him to Eathan.. but we're a little slow I think. Heh. But fun times.
Oh oh oh!!! And we saw Micheal Jordan, and we asked him boxers or brief's, and he said: "Let's just say it's Hanes". Hahaha, ok, not really, but me might have.. but we really did see him! That was cool. Me and clare's plan is to moon him from our balcaony. Haha, and if not him, at least a few dozen random people. God, I always have so much fun with clare cuz she's almost as crazy as me. Heh. Good 'ol Clare. I'm so gald she's my friend. She makes everything like.. 100 times better. :) Yey. I love Clare. And clare whenever you read this: I LOVE YOU! Aww..
Anyway, past rthat sappy crap. Me and Clare are so crazy! There's like a newspaper thingy here, and you can write like.. little add's or little notes to people in it. And Me and clare were gonna write ones to people back in Berkeley, and then give it too them. Cuz like, if someone had done that for us we would all be super happy and flatter and stuff. but then we decided that we are already to psychotic, and we should try and hide it somewhat. Heh. Plus it probley wouldn;t mean as much to other people.. but yea.
Humm.. me and Clare look so hott/cute in our lobbyiest outfits!!! Don't worry, we'll take a thousand pictures! Heh. ..just... kidding..
Hahaha, me and clare are totally psychic! Right when I was thinking that we should jump on the beds, she suggested it!! Hahaha, that is sooo much fun! We mussed up claire and Tree's bed more then ours! heh.
" Current Mood: nostalgic
|Monday, March 28th, 2005|
|Saturday, March 26th, 2005|
|Sunday, December 12th, 2004|
hi there i'm jimmy
hi candass and clar my name is jimmy i mount animals for a living its not a fancy job like a docter but it puts food on the table if you know what i mean i am 36 and live in texass if you are a lady and luv taxidermy you should ad me and i will treat u rite Current Mood: touched
|Sunday, November 14th, 2004|
Memorieeesss...... @ 2002-04-12
Writen by Clare:
Today after school I waited with Candice for Graham to get out of his Cuba meeting, because they had planned to hang out. We were enjoying a couple Grande Mocha Frappechinos in front of the post office when we spotted Graham over at the park (his hair is flamingly bright bleached blond). He wasn't calling Candice like he had said he would.
So we went over to the park to talk to him. He was leaving to go over to Payer's house with some other guys. Candice isn't allowed to go to Payer's house. So basically Graham was ditching her.
We started walking the other way, towards our houses, and began getting mad at him. So we hatched yet another genius plan!
We walked by the free box on the way to my house. We dug through all the goodies in there and found a huge pair of blue women's jockey underwear. We proceeded to take said underwear to my house and smear Dove Dark Chocolate sauce in the crotch area. We balled up the panties so the "poo" was on the inside and secured it with a couple rubber bands.
Then I drove us over to Payer's house. We started freaking out driving up the street, but decided that pretty much no matter what Candice was going to throw it at the house. So as we drove up we saw that everybody was out on the porch. We saw Mike outside, and Bubba yelled hi to Candice. Candice was brave enough to go ahead and chuck the balled up poo panties at the house anyways, and we drove away laughing our asses off.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what you fucking get for messing with Candice and Clare! They gon open up them panties and they gon get choklit on they stanky ass hands!!!
|Wednesday, July 14th, 2004|
|Friday, June 4th, 2004|
Candycane (t0nguet1ed) wrote,
@ 2001-10-13 11:17:00
Current mood: accomplished
Current music: Russell Wolff - Nipple
Alrighty here's my report on last night:
924 Gilman street
People We molested:
+c.)Creepy little kid
Details on each case:
a.) Jordan - he was drunk, he kissed us on the cheek (don't ask which one! haHa?) He raised eyebrows and blew kisses to a minimum amount, we also 'poked it'. We brought him around the corner and 'did it'. Don't worry, I called caboose.
b.) Marc(ell) - he was sober, he kissed me on the cheek, we kept pinching his ass, and he scooted away, we also made lots of kissy faces, and raised our eyebrows to much. He was afraid, VERY afraid.
c.) Creepy little kid - We asked if we could molest him, he said yes - surprising. After we raised our eyebrows a lot, and winked, we caressed his leg. After about 30 seconds of that, he asked if he could molest us back. We told him no, but Jordan was available.
d.) Alex/Zack - He let us do whatever we wanted, and didn't stop us. We hella poked his nipples, and caressed his hairy legs. It got old thought because he wasn't resisting.
This just proves me and Clare really are monsters together, and terrioze any/all guys. The night was pretty fun - even totally sober, expect when Jerk-face with the micky mouse sweater made a rude comment. Otherwise, all molested enjoyed the experience (yes, even Marc who was trying to pretend like he didn't).
I just wanted to post this classic Candice and Clare moment from back in the day. Back in 2001.
Candycane (t0nguet1ed) wrote, @ 2001-08-01Carnies are the Coolest
The fair was OK, but pretty lame, and fucking expensive...
Clare won a game by tossing a ball into a cup... the cup was blue, and the lady shouted out: "WE HAVE A BLUE BALL WINNER!" Haha, that was pretty funny... And a carnie wanted us to go smoke bud with him, but we afrid it would like have crank or something in it, ha..ha... ha?
Oh yea, Jordan was being an ass! Grr.. So i hung up on him, and he didn't come, dickhead.
Then later we got icecream and hot coco.. yumm... and went to my house and looked at gay porn.. why? I do not know, it was just funny. We found the best site to be: freegayporn.com Feel free to look around there.
Yup, yup... well, yea. Current Mood: nostalgic
|Wednesday, March 10th, 2004|
|Sunday, January 18th, 2004|
|Monday, August 4th, 2003|
|Wednesday, July 30th, 2003|
Yay a new post!
Candice and I took a few pictures the other day on Cal campus. Of course they turned out pretty cute...
Yeeeeeaah buddy. Current Mood: awake
|Sunday, April 27th, 2003|
What is uuuuuuuuuuup?!?!?!! Candice and Clare here, kickin' it in Hammy's basement. Heh heh.
We saw these dudes jump over the fence of this car lot and totally go up on the roof of the building there. That made us want to do it too, BUT we don't want to chill with any crazies (besides each other). So we're waiting. Notice the time.
Sooooooo.... jumpingoverfencetimebye! Current Mood: mischievous
|Thursday, March 6th, 2003|
Please, printroom could not handle this much kyootness!
Ok, so printroom screwed us over so now most of our images don't work. :( But we are now using a diffrent server, which is also free (www.villagephotos.com) to host our images.
Anyway, here's out banner: Current Mood: anxious
|Tuesday, January 28th, 2003|
I can't get enough Candice and Clare!
Hi! I am Mr Vontrap. I just joined this community and boy do I love Candice and Clare. I can't get enough of them.
Here I am staring at Candice. It almost looks like I am trying to lick her boob.
Here I am looking at Clare. OOOOhhhhh, Aaahhhhhhh They are mad sexy, but so am I!
Ok, gotta go eat some nuts and shit.
I am so glad they let me join this rad community. I am so sick of my hamster friends. They suck!
|Friday, January 24th, 2003|
You kids need someone too look upto...
Hummm.... maybe CandiceAndClare arn't the best example...
Oh dear... I'm not sure if that's any better..
Hummmm.... no, that's not quite right either...
These seems to be getting no where!!!
Well, I guess when you look at the big picture, me and Clare really are a postive influnce for mankind. PRASIE JEBUS! Current Mood: pleased